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HolyCrapItsSomeoneWhoDoesn'tCareAboutTheSitesCommunityComingBackAndPretdendingThatHeDoes

I'm pretending to care about the community as much as you are "pretdending" to have basic human language down.

imagine future digital archaeologists coming upon this thread and wondering what the hell is going on

what if they interpret this forum as official 21st century politics lol

ah yes, just another confrontation in the proxy war between supernerds bob and particle

So, wait. Now you've got NON on your leash too? That's… actually very sad.

it's joke

you're both useless moderators

To be fair, I don't pretend otherwise

Bob on the other hand

This thread is starting to convince me Epyc was right. This is clearly the worst timeline.

So is this leading up to a KYM Civil War?

Another one?

I'd convert.

What's a god to a non believer?

Whats a king to a god.

Stepping away from the shitposting for a moment, is there a valid reason Liche was unbanned? Because it seems like the reason boils down to "he has connections with the mods" and that sets a very, very bad precedent.

I'm honestly surprised mods can even unban someone. I would have thought that'd be a strictly admin privilege, given how presumably serious banning is.

Here's a little thing randyman posted in the other big thread about this shitstorm

Except that it was revealed from deliberation that all those unbans were discord and IRC only, not the actual site.

While many arguments were tried for the actual site, there were no actual examples.

Holy shit! What did you guys do? I just took a 6 month break to eat some Pop Tarts and now the mods are having a flame war. Can't a guy eat his Pop Tarts in peace??? Wow, you guys are giving me heartburn!

Edit: Nevermind! That's just /riff-raff/ side effects and not actual discussion heartburn.

>when you (mostly) leave kym for a month and come back to this shit

EPYC WYN WAS RIGHT, BAN ALL MODS

Fun fact: Lisalombs is eligible to be unbanned at any time if she asks really nicely for it, on account of Don.

Please do not tell her this.

Update: the "keep Liche unbanned" side is currently winning in the vote count. However, RandomMan has declared that "Mare's a bitch lmao", threatening to fragment the fragile pro-Liche coalition. Will it stay in one piece? Or will Bob divide and conquer??

Hello, I'm Liche from Know Your Meme, KYM Discord, and previously from the IRC. Every second, Liche is subject to abuse and being meme'd on. For little as $99 dollars a month, you can save Liche from these horrible deeds by giving him money so he can buy something that distracts himself for a good 10 minutes before returning to his abusers and memers. Call now and you'll receive a "Mare did nothing wrong" T-Shirt and "Shijo is a bitch" bumper sticker. Please, call the toll free number now and save Liche.

1-800-ITSJOKE

i remember when people complained about mod favouritism for me. good joke (mod team integrity).

You mean they're finally going to make Particle Mare a mod?

Looking forward to the result of Bob's preening "getting shit done" on this issue to be a collective decision to not change anything.

you all are some real assholes

like i remember when this shit was a fun site

we all could share our thought peacefully

but you all need to check yourselves @ the door

cyn·i·cism
[ˈsinəˌsizəm]
NOUN

an inclination to believe that people are motivated purely by self-interest; skepticism: "public cynicism about politics" synonyms: skepticism · doubt · distrust · mistrust · suspicion · disbelief · [more] an inclination to question whether something will happen or whether it is worthwhile; pessimism: "cynicism about the future" a school of ancient Greek philosophers, the Cynics.

like i remember when this shit was a fun site

Must have been before Sept 2014, because shit was fucked by the time I got here.

I don't need no speed
I don't need no heroin
I don't want no coke
You can keep your Ketamine
I'm a bassline junkie

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….

ARE WE GONNA DEMOD OR WHAT????

I JUST REALLY THINK THAT @HOLYCRAPITSBOB and @PARTICLEMARE NEED TO HAVE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH

also fuck unbanning Liche, unbann me from discord

better then flipping flippin burgers in Spain

Alex, can you not?

Thanks.

We don't get to flip burgers in Spain because there's no jobs here (._. )

at least we are in better shape than Venezuela

Liche trying to avoid the ban like..

Update: I've unbanned him

this but unironically

also reminder that bob is a sith lord

By 2020 "Internet Moderator Syndrome" will be a specific category in the DSM.

Imagine performing so poorly in volunteer-only role that people who are actually suited to fulfill it turn down offers because they are unwilling to associate with you.

Now imagine taking one of those dildos with the fake pumps but hooked up to an air compressor so it's like a cum pressure washer.

tl;dr America sucks :^)))

jack fucked his dog

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Now, the story of a site whose future was abruptly canceled, and the one mod who had no choice but to keep herself together.

It's Particle Mare's arrested development.

After the unexpected death of notable porn enthusiast Lich, HolyCrapItsBob decided to give his remorse the only way he knew how.

There's nothing depicted in the image, because Bob did nothing for 6 months prior to the following events. But for this story, it's irrelevant.

Our heroine of this story, one Particle Mare, took it upon herself to stir the pot -- it was her dire mission to get Lich unbanned.

And so it was. Lich was unbanned, and a new era of Bob was upon us.

It looked like Mare's future was at stake. Things were looking bleak for her. There was only one man that could save her now.

Needless to say, our friend Bob was not happy. He tried to display his discontent in the most mature way possible: mocking the mentally handicapped.

But Bob had not yet lost: he had one more trick up his sleeve: banning children.

And so it was.

Needless to say, Particle Mare was not happy.

Particle was defeated. Bob had won. The war was over! But Particle survived to post another day. Everyone was happy. Especially Bob.

And so, the mod team was fractured once again. And once again, because of Bob. And everyone loved it. Especially Bob.

The other mods and users pitched in their retorts, their odes, and their support, but in the end, it was all for not.

But neither were.

Bob assures everyone that he disagrees with everyone.

Jacob assures everyone that he disagrees with Bob.

And Blubber assures everyone that he just doesn't care.

The argument seemed to be over, and the following replies were ludicrous.

This has been KYM's arrested development.

That was quite possibly the greatest forum post ever

@Taryn

I owe you a sincere apology for all of the awful things I said to you in the IRC that one time. It was meant to be hurtful, and it was wrong of me. Believe it or not, I'm sorry.

…has nothing to do with the post. I just like to say I'm sorry in the same capacity that I've wronged someone.

And I don't know where people are on Discord or the IRC, so I'm not bothering with those.

@Taryn

Hey taryn you suck and also your hair is greasy

@Taryn

Hey what's up buddy wanna play some games sometime this weekend or the next one maybe? hmu you know where to find me ;-)

@Taryn

Best forum post of 2017. You win the thread

Taryn, Arrested Development is the greatest, most underappreciated show of all time. Good job.