"Would you intercept me!? I'd intercept me!" - Comment #6,276,654

And an aircraft I think highly of! Not to mention a 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓽!!!

Distant Bald Eagle screech.

…And the scheming behind elected officials' backs to upset the current order and set the world on fire kind of patriot, too! That's the best kind!

Also, the jacket's shape kinda reminds me of the cancelled FB-22, which was supposed to a bomber variant of the F-22. So there's that, too.

TL:DR, you creamed your pants at this.

Is this you?

No, it takes way more for that to happen and you can probably already guess the kind of way more I'm referring too.