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Jack the Dipper

Cataloger & Pundit & Media Maid

Location: Hong Kong McDonald's franchises everywhere

Joined Oct 11, 2013 at 05:00PM EDT

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Archives for my comment and forum images
You can find all the old shit I used to have on my profile here if you want.

First name: Jackson
Born: 1997
Nationality: U.S.-of-A.-ican (where I still live, in the general area you can find me on Rivers' map here)
Condition: Literal autism (Asperger's)
Much like Dipper Pines himself, I am the Grand Quadfecta of Privilege and Shitlordery™:
---☑ straight
---☑ white
---☑ cis
---☑ male
Consider them checked.

CLICK HERE for an exclusive photo of the man behind the Dip!
Click here for a more recent picture of spaghetti I puked on my leg (and a forced meme I made from it).

Click here to see all the images that I've made (not including screenshots, unedited GIF's I made, or other images that took little to no creative input on my part).

The "Dipperface" (my name for it) I often use in edits as seen on my icon and wall comes from the first few seconds of the Gravity Falls short Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Candy Monster.
Cropped reaction image:

Transparent head template:

Transparent face template:

This one's pretty shitty, but all I have to work with is MS Paint and Word. I'd much appreciate a vector from anyone who can make one.

Made by me, GIF courtesy of Deltamelon. The main image used is this GIF by deviantART user markmak with a face from Gravity Falls short "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Candy Monster" edited on. The muzzle flash image used can be found here.
Update (5/28/2020): The piss-tinted GIF you see above was my icon from 4/28/2014 until now. It's the same 2 frames, but I've finally decided to remaster it so that the background is actually white. Behold:

Previous icons
10/15/2013 – 2/21/2014
2013 Christmas season
2/21/2014 – 4/28/2014

Made by me; based on my previous icon (changed on 12/5/2014). The main image used is this GIF by deviantART user markmak with a face from Gravity Falls short "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Candy Monster" edited on. Other images used are this Santa Claus hat, this candy cane, this holly, this confetti, these bells, this snowflake, this wreath, and this fire.

MY OPINION OF EVERY EPISODE
Most to least favorite:
Season 1
1: E4. The Hand That Rocks the Mabel (9.5/10)
2: E9. The Time Traveler's Pig (9.5/10)
3: E20. Gideon Rises (9/10)
4: E19. Dreamscaperers (9/10)
5: E10. Fight Fighters (8.5/10)
6: E7. Double Dipper (8.5/10)
7: E1. Tourist Trapped (8/10)
8: E2. The Legend of the Gobblewonker (7.5/10)
9: E16. Carpet Diem (7.5/10)
10: E15. The Deep End (7.5/10)
11: E5. The Inconveniencing (7.5/10)
12: E18. Land Before Swine (7.5/10)
13: E8. Irrational Treasure (7/10)
14: E3. Headhunters (7/10)
15: E6. Dipper vs. Manliness (7/10)
16: E14. Bottomless Pit! (6/10)
17: E17. Boyz Crazy (5.5/10)
18: E12. Summerween (5.5/10)
19: E13. Boss Mabel (5/10)
20: E11. Little Dipper (5/10)
Season 2
1: E12. A Tale of Two Stans (9.5/10)
2: E11. Not What He Seems (9.5/10)
3: E2. Into the Bunker (9/10)
4: E18. Weirdmageddon Part 1 (9/10)
5: E17. Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future (9/10)
6: E20. Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls (9/10)
7: E16. Roadside Attraction (9/10)
8: E1. Scary-oke (8.5/10)
9: E15. The Last Mabelcorn (8/10)
10: E4. Sock Opera (7.5/10)
11: E10. Northwest Mansion Mystery (7.5/10)
12: E7. Society of the Blind Eye (7/10)
13: E19. Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality (7/10)
14: E8. Blendin's Game (7/10)
15: E13. Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons (7/10)
16: E14. The Stanchurian Candidate (6.5/10)
17: E6. Little Gift Shop of Horrors (6.5/10)
18: E5. Soos and the Real Girl (6/10)
19: E3. The Golf War (6/10)
20: E9. The Love God (5/10)
COMBINED LIST

UPDATE (Feb. 11, 2019): Many of my opinions expressed here have changed over the past few years. Many have stayed the same too, but I don't plan to re-rate or re-review these episodes as of right now. I'll leave them up, but know they're not how I currently feel.

Statistical forum posts I've made.

Meme research forum posts I've made.

Obscure KYM history forum posts I've made.